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About the heist

An NFT event Inspired by a mix of Japanese reverse auction and Hennesy, run by 2 complete idiots slightly faded from paint fumes. Starting on 07/21 @4PM EST the NFT prices for remaining NFTs will ascend along with your chances of winning extremely rare and exclusive NFTs. Each one-of-a-kind NFT is created by an automated recombination algorithm and registered on the Ethereum blockchain.

Amateur art thieves and professional psychopaths Janky & Guggimon have broken into Christie’s NYC and jacked 22 ultra-rare and ridiculously valuable CryptoJanky NFTs. Unfortunately, Janky got cross-faded on the way to the job and accidentally set off a booby trap, leveling the Christie’s Auction House and blowing all the NFTs to bits! The drunken duo narrowly escaped the popo, hauling all the broken NFTs with them.

Unwilling to give up their dream of getting Kanye rich — or at least copping enough cash for tequila, nuggs, and tix to Coachella — they’ve busted out the super-glue, huffed it, then recombined the broken bits into 9,240 totally unique CryptoJanky NFTs. The sale starts July 13th, 2021 at 4:00 PM ET.

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22 Original Stolen NFTs

STANK Janky Image

STANK

ZOMBIEMON Janky Image

ZOMBIEMON

LIL' SPOON Janky Image

LIL' SPOON

GLOF Janky Image

GLOF

SHüDOG-BRED Janky Image

SHüDOG-BRED

PANDAKAT Janky Image

PANDAKAT

"POTATO" Janky Image

"POTATO"

CHUMP LEE Janky Image

CHUMP LEE

WHACKULA Janky Image

WHACKULA

POP-SIKA Janky Image

POP-SIKA

DEF BOYYY Janky Image

DEF BOYYY

KING JANKY Janky Image

KING JANKY

4-LOCA Janky Image

4-LOCA

SQUEAZY-E Janky Image

SQUEAZY-E

DEF GUGGI Janky Image

DEF GUGGI

INVADER PETE Janky Image

INVADER PETE

LIL' GUGGI Janky Image

LIL' GUGGI

LIL' JANKY Janky Image

LIL' JANKY

DOOMBOX Janky Image

DOOMBOX

SHI-BOO-YA Janky Image

SHI-BOO-YA

PU$$Y-GLOW Janky Image

PU$$Y-GLOW

2 INFINITY Janky Image

2 INFINITY

How Tha Drop Works

Janky & Guggimon have assembled 9,240 one-of-a-kind CryptoJanky NFTs using an algorithm that combines heads, bodies, and kicks taken from the 22 original broken NFTs they boosted from Christie’s. No two recombined NFTs are alike. They’re all OG & 🔥AF.

All recombined Janky Heist NFTs are sold in a format inspired by reverse Japanese auction mechanics. The starting price of all NFTs is $1000, with the price going up or down hourly for the first 8 hours based on demand (and how the Hennessy is hitting Janky & Guggi 🥃), after which the price will change every 24 hours at 4:00PM ET. Prices go back to changing hourly for the last 8 hours of the auction.

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WE ❤️💥✊ TO SUPPORT OUR COLLECTORS

Janky & Guggimon are deeply grateful for the awesome collectors who have bought Superplastic NFTs in the past.

Roughly 1200 of the 9,240 unique NFTs will be sent as gifts to past Superplastic NFT collectors & a few of Janky’s hoodlum pals. Check your email box on July 9, because you must claim your free NFT by July 13, 2021! Gift NFTs that remain unclaimed before the drop starts at 4:00 PM ET on July 13, 2021 will be included with those for sale during the initial sale.

EASTER EGGS & OTHER NFT MAGIC

Not only that, but Janky & Guggimon love surprises. Keep an eye out for easter egg NFTs and other unexpected treats for collectors during the drop.

SPECIAL CHRISTIE’S ARTIST EDITION CRYPTOJANKY NFTs

In addition to the 9,240 NFTs recombined NFTs that are part of the main drop, 8 hand-made Artist Edition CryptoJanky NFTs are for sale by Janky & Guggimon’s famous friends to help raise bail if they get nabbed by the cops. You can bid on that during the 10-day auction at Christie’s that starts at 10:00 AM on July 9 and ends at 10:00AM on July 22, 2021.

World-renowned NFT & street artists include Trevor Andrew A.K.A. Guccighost, Alex Pardee, OG Slick, Shantell Martin, Aleksandar Todorovic, Stickymonger, and one special NFT each by Janky & Guggimon themselves!

CLAIMING THE NFT YOU PURCHASED

Within 60 minutes after you successfully complete your purchase you will receive an email containing a single use link to add the NFT you bought to your Metamask Ethereum wallet.

Do not share your link with anybody, as it is the exclusive key to your NFT until it’s added to your wallet. Christie’s and Superplastic are not responsible for shared or lost links!!!

If you don’t have a wallet yet (or don’t know how to set one up) easy instructions will be included in your confirmation email. You can also learn how to set up a Metamask wallet by clicking here.

All the NFTs purchased during the July 13th-21st Janky Heist sale must be redeemed by December 31st, 2021.

THE CRYPTOJANKY MARKETPLACE

The CryptoJanky Marketplace is a place to buy and sell NFTs in the secondary market, and to complete your collection. All Marketplace transactions are transacted in Ethereum and take place directly on the blockchain. You’ll need a Metamask wallet with Ethereum in it to use the Marketplace. Instructions for how to add Etherum to your wallet are here.

Janky & Guggimon take a 5% commission on all Marketplace sales to cover their MTN Dew and DMT habit.

TECHNICAL STUFF

Drop created by Superplastic in a collaboration with Christie’s NYC.

All CryptoJanky NFTs are ERC-721 Non Fungible Tokens minted on the Ethereum blockchain. Blockchain contract address: 0x066f2d5ead7951f0d0038c19affd500b9f02c0e5

Your NFTs are automatically visible and tradeable on Tha Marketplace, OpenSea and potentially on other platforms that think Janky & Guggimon are cool.

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